LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED Like a lingering case of Gonorrhea I am back when you least expected it. “Playoffs don’t talk about—playoffs! You kidding me Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game!” Before Mike Leach and Mike Gundy the football gods gave us...
Hold Everything!
I have to hand it to the Browns today. They had the game in their mitts and wouldn’t let go. Literally. The Browns held every Steelers player in their vicinity today, whether on offense or defense and “held on” for a 2 point win over a Steelers team arguably more interested in seeing how much leg...
Steelers vs Colts Week 16 Game Recap: Lazarus
The reports of both the Steelers and Ben’s demise may have been greatly exaggerated. The reports of Ben being injured may have been fake news. The reports of Ben not being able to throw the deep ball were ludicrous. The calls for Ben to be eased into retirement after the season are so much poppycock...
Steelers at Bengals Week 15 Recap: Man Overboard!
(I’m writing this part immediately after the first half, because I wanted it to be fresh in my mind and either: A. The story of this game is already told or B it’ll be the tale of two halves with a remarkable turnaround at halftime and a fantastic comeback Regardless, this will be interesting...
Steelers at Bills Week 14 Game Recap: Misery
The Steelers season is history repeating itself. No, not necessarily the 2008 Lombardi -winning season but more like the plot of the Rob Reiner film Misery. Let’s see if this sounds familiar? A famous novelist (football team) is the author of a successful series of bestselling novels (seasons) featuring a character named Misery (The Steelers,...