Browns at Steelers Wk 6 recap: Uppercut! Uppercut! Finish Him!

The Pittsburgh Steelers finally played a quality opponent this week, but you’d never have known it from their wire-to-wire, smashed-to-a-pulp beatdown of the Cleveland Browns for the 17th straight time at Heinz Field. Even in a game where it feels as if Ben is playing with one hand tied behind his back, the offense put...

Steelers vs. Eagles Game Recap Week 5: O, Canada!

As they often do, the Steelers used their unexpected bye week to get some rookies more involved. One of those young players was their top draft choice, a masterpiece-potential work of art acquired from Canada via the Touchdown Jesus in South Bend, who enjoyed his coming-out party.  This week we remembered the career of Gale...

Steelers vs Houston Game Recap Week 3: Demolition Men ’20

Demolition Man 2 is scheduled to hit theaters sometime later this year… but Steelers fans got a sneak preview and had to like what they saw. Like a mediocre action movie sequel, the heroes spent too much of the plot planting charges and setting up the climax. In the end, though, when they finally pushed...

Steelers vs. Broncos Game Recap Week 2: Flirting With Disaster

The Steelers knocked out the opponent’s QB, got a handful of sacks including a strip-sack, stole an interception, broke rookie Jerry Jeudy’s rib for daring to come across the middle, got a safety, enjoyed a dominating performance by NT Tyson Alualu and his EDGE rushing cohorts, got three fantastic plays from Terrell Edmunds (!), got...

Steelers at Giants Game Recap Week 1: Waiting To Exhale

Like most of us under the flag of the Terrible Towel, I have been holding my breath every time I see Ben Roethlisberger do something he’s literally done thousands of times in his life: throw a football.  During the “updates” from “camp”, I literally felt fear and then relief after each throw.  I was wondering...