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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm 
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tunch wrote:
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Harbaugh??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


If Harbaugh sucks, then why is he 11-12 against the Steelers? Are you proud of a team that plays .500 ball against Joe Flacco?

Who else in football consistently beats Belichick?

Consistently beats Belichick??? What is Harbaugh's record vs. Belichick?

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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Poltargyst wrote:
Consistently beats Belichick??? What is Harbaugh's record vs. Belichick?


Harbaugh has more playoff wins vs. New England than Tomlin has total wins over Brady.

Harbaugh is 2-2 in the playoffs.

Tomlin is 0-1 playoffs, 2-6 overall (with one of those wins coming against Matt Cassel).


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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tunch wrote:
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Consistently beats Belichick??? What is Harbaugh's record vs. Belichick?


Harbaugh has more playoff wins vs. New England than Tomlin has total wins over Brady.

Harbaugh is 2-2 in the playoffs.

Tomlin is 0-1 playoffs, 2-6 overall (with one of those wins coming against Matt Cassel).

What's Harbaugh's record against the Bengals?

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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Pabst wrote:
What's Harbaugh's record against the Bengals?


It's your mother.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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tunch wrote:
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What's Harbaugh's record against the Bengals?


It's your mother.

Actually, it's 9-11. By comparison, Tomlin is 18-5 vs Cincy.

I'll listen to arguments about Harbaugh being a better coach once he solves the mystery of Andy fucking Dalton.

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:32 pm 
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I watched the first 2 episodes last night or early morning depending on your definition. It was just straight up depressing to watch. I died laughing when Coleman sucked shit in practice and then rolls into Jackson's office to ask why he is running with the second team. Then says if you don't want me then just trade me. Next scene is him clearing out his shoes and locker and the narrator talking about they traded him to Buffalo for a 2020 7th round pick.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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tunch wrote:
Poltargyst wrote:
Consistently beats Belichick??? What is Harbaugh's record vs. Belichick?


Harbaugh has more playoff wins vs. New England than Tomlin has total wins over Brady.

Harbaugh is 2-2 in the playoffs.

Tomlin is 0-1 playoffs, 2-6 overall (with one of those wins coming against Matt Cassel).

2-2 vs. someone doesn't sound like "consistently" beating them.

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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Poltargyst wrote:
2-2 vs. someone doesn't sound like "consistently" beating them.


What is your mother's record with Joe Flacco in the playoffs against Tom Brady?


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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tunch wrote:
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2-2 vs. someone doesn't sound like "consistently" beating them.


What is your mother's record with Joe Flacco in the playoffs against Tom Brady?

My mother hasn't faced Tom Brady in the playoffs. Are you drunk?

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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I watched the first 2 episodes last night or early morning depending on your definition. It was just straight up depressing to watch. I died laughing when Coleman sucked shit in practice and then rolls into Jackson's office to ask why he is running with the second team. Then says if you don't want me then just trade me. Next scene is him clearing out his shoes and locker and the narrator talking about they traded him to Buffalo for a 2020 7th round pick.


In Coleman's defense, they could probably hand pick some plays to splice together and make any player look real bad and set that scene up nicely ending in a trade.

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:42 pm 
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In Coleman's defense, they could probably hand pick some plays to splice together and make any player look real bad and set that scene up nicely ending in a trade.


He can't catch. The guy has a 43% career catch percentage. Fitz is 60%. AB is 66%. Dez is 58%.

I gotta hand it to the Browns. They get burned on character issues every single year and do nothing to fix the problem.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:00 pm 
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tunch wrote:
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In Coleman's defense, they could probably hand pick some plays to splice together and make any player look real bad and set that scene up nicely ending in a trade.


He can't catch. The guy has a 43% career catch percentage. Fitz is 60%. AB is 66%. Dez is 58%.

I gotta hand it to the Browns. They get burned on character issues every single year and do nothing to fix the problem.


He's also been hurt most of his first two seasons. Which it makes your stats a small sample size. I'm not saying he's good but editing makes him look anyway they want him to look.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... verything/

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:14 pm 
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R S wrote:
He's also been hurt most of his first two seasons. Which it makes your stats a small sample size. I'm not saying he's good but editing makes him look anyway they want him to look.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... verything/


Hard Knocks did him a favor. This retard spent six figures on sneakers, which he then gave away. I don't like Haley but he knows good receivers. If Coleman was possibly good for Haley then he'd have a role.

Coleman is a jerk-off that anyone could have had for a sixth rounder. Thems the facts. His lack of value is established.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/th ... nd-reason/

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The Cleveland Browns will soon embark on their 20th season since the city got a second chance at an NFL franchise. And in one very specific, very depressing way, the team is right back where it started. When we fire up our NFL Elo ratings for the new season in a couple of weeks — Elo being FiveThirtyEight’s preferred method of tracking a team’s performance over time — the Browns will begin the year with a rating of 1302. (Average is about 1500.) Roll the clock back to Sept. 12, 1999, and Cleveland’s Elo going into the rebooted franchise’s very first game1 was 1300, the same as any expansion franchise. In other words, two decades later, the Browns are essentially starting from scratch — again.

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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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R S wrote:
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In Coleman's defense, they could probably hand pick some plays to splice together and make any player look real bad and set that scene up nicely ending in a trade.


He can't catch. The guy has a 43% career catch percentage. Fitz is 60%. AB is 66%. Dez is 58%.

I gotta hand it to the Browns. They get burned on character issues every single year and do nothing to fix the problem.


He's also been hurt most of his first two seasons. Which it makes your stats a small sample size. I'm not saying he's good but editing makes him look anyway they want him to look.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... verything/



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August 18, 2018 at 11:19 am

“Show everything”

Like 4th down with a chance to win your only game of the season, and the ball hits you square in the chest and bounces right off you? Yeah, we saw that Corey. As far as i’m concerned, that was your “trade request” right there.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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The real laughter should be aimed at the Steelers defense to be in that situation to actually lose to them last year, not once but twice.


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 Post subject: Re: Hard Knocks - Cleveland
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The real laughter should be aimed at the Steelers defense to be in that situation to actually lose to them last year, not once but twice.


I remember posting all sorts of things in the game thread and after rationalizing away the defenses utter shitty showing. Then the Jacksonville game happened two weeks later.

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