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 Post subject: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:29 am 
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awesome article from Mark Madden --

I wonder if any of these psychotic "fanboy nitwits" populate this forum? :lol: :lol:

http://triblive.com/sports/columnists/m ... oves-value


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:29 am 
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Two paragraphs from Mark Madden saying Reaves can play "just well enough" after dumping his significance? Guess that is an excellent article! :lol: :lol: Ringing endorsement! Glad I could trigger you enough to start your own thread. How is that 12-15 goal prediction looking? The only reason Reaves is in the lineup is because of injuries. Keep making these epic threads. They work out so well for you! Hahaha!


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:36 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wait a second -- did Hacksaw just accuse me of "getting triggered"!!???

Dude, you responded with 5000 posts on a daily basis and created a fucking TWELVE PAGE THREAD based on one of my posts from last year

YOU are the UNDISPUTED KING of being triggered

I will re-visit this forum again in 2019 and read your 4,000 responses to this post

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:16 pm 
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Hey, remember how your iconic best offseason roster in years thread ended. You know, where I accurately predicted everything for the Pirates season?

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FUCK OFF JEEMIE - you're so negative all the time, it makes me fucking sick

First off, I wasn't fucking CELEBRATING in the offseason, jagoff

I was merely posting an analysis of our offseason roster moves, and COMMENTING that we had one of our strongest teams in years

turns out, I WAS FUCKING RIGHT, you no-nothing douchebag

Our record was our best IN FUCKING DECADES

so fuck off, and stop fucking bugging me about it and making yourself look like even MORE than a douchebag than you already are


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I'll bet Reaves scores 12-13 goals for us next year, while protecting Sid & Co.


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:28 pm 
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Hey Nicklaus - do they allow u to access the internet from the psych ward in FLA?


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:14 pm 
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Whelp, Reaves sure did play his role tonight.

0 G
0 A
-1
4:53 ice time.

When Savard had a big hit on Rust in the open ice, I said to myself, "Boy, I can't wait until Reaves stays glued to the bench and does absolutely nothing."

He did!

Now, onto our super-exciting Aston-"Reaves" watch, where we compare the stats of should-have-been 4th liner Aston-Reese to dud Ryan Reaves. Let's take a look!

Reaves 58 GP 4 G 4 A 8 Pts -9
Aston-Reese 8 GP 4 G 1 A 5 Pts +3

The gap is closing!

Finally, for our new edition to the Reaves Recap, we're going to do something I call "Retard steel TRIGGERED quote of the day!" Similar to the Subway Sandwich of the Game, this edition will choose a random "hit" from the steel archives of crazy, triggered, 58-year-old yinzer inanity.


Retard steel TRIGGERED Quote of the Day

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mARTINEZO is a fucking bum -- it's a travesty that he's even on the roster, and it's a joke that hurdle started him tonite over polanco AND alvarez --- fucking jagoff


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:57 am 
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Is the "Reaves Recap" the 2018 version of the famed Cotch Watch?


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:07 pm 
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Ice wrote:
Is the "Reaves Recap" the 2018 version of the famed Cotch Watch?

Just as long as nobody starts a matrix! :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:07 pm 
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2/23/18: Ryan Reaves is a healthy scratch.

In my original posts in this great Ryan Reaves thread, I emphasized the importance of keeping a team identity of 4 scoring lines. Here's a tid bit of that.

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4th line scoring isn't important? Oh, you mean it is for the Penguins? It's their identity? Tom Kuhnackl 7 points in 36 playoff games the last two years. Cullen 15 points in 49 playoff games the last two years. "Cullen took some penalty killing minutes and was able to go up and down the lineup! Unfair!" A diverse, versatile player as a 4th liner who isn't glued to 1 position?!?! Crazy, right?



To begin another thread, retard steel posted an "awesome article" from Mark Madden. Here's some quotes from that.


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But Ryan Reaves isn't a goon. He's a big body who's good with his knuckles but also a decent skater who can play hockey just well enough.

It mostly doesn't matter who the fourth-line right wing is, especially on a star-laden team where the top guys get mega-minutes.


Tonight, after the trade (in principal) was announced for Brassard. Jason Mackey was on Mark's show. Mackey said there was no place in the Penguins lineup for Reaves and that he could become a trade target for a team out west.

Mark Madden responded

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With how much offense this team has on each line now, there's no need for a guy like Reaves.



Oh.

I'm glad the Pittsburgh media finally caught up to my thinking. I'm glad Madden caught up to this "fanboy nitwit."


How many years will it take the retard?



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HERES YOUR SUPER, DUPER RETARD STEEL QUOTE OF THE DAY!!! A spiritual classic!


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u know a lot about giving blow jobs, but you don't know dick about hockey, you fucking douchebag


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 Post subject: Re: Ryan Reaves and the "Fanboy Nitwits"
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:51 pm 
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I just want to know if the Reaves Report will continue if the trade goes through.


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