It is currently Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:26 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 34 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:06 am
Posts: 3897
What kind of man buys 500K worth of Jewelry? If you're young and dumb, you're supposed to blow it on luxury cars (with a transponder, hopefully)

To think he was holding out to spend money on dumb shit and nasty women.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:56 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:35 pm
Posts: 9381
No one ever said he was smart.

_________________
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
--Voltaire

#CdnSteelerFanStrong


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
What kind of man buys 500K worth of Jewelry?


Image

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:44 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
Also, safes work great when you use them....

And let's not forget AB allegedly had $80k stolen, plus a gun. Why would a pro athlete even be walking around with $80k? I assume it's to pay your trainers/doctors for the illegal PED program they have you on.


Cue the spin "Tomlin is a genius for never having a losing season with these two deep thinkers...."

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:18 pm
Posts: 13143
Good.

Fuck this dumbass.

_________________
86n96 wrote:
I might've finally been right about something.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:58 am 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:55 pm
Posts: 5214
It's almost as if drama follows this dude around.

So weird

_________________
#CdnSteelerFanStrong


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:14 am 
Offline

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:22 am
Posts: 11320
In Vegas they call that getting “trick rolled”.

Congrats Bell! You are as dumb as we thought you were.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:32 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:18 pm
Posts: 5843
Location: Sunny Delaware (but the murdery part)
I was thinking there was a Gangs of New York-era term for that type of lay, but there is not. Hopefully, she was at least a prim lookin star-gazer.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:49 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
Just checked out the article in PPG, and this made me LOL: "comments disabled for this story" :lol:

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:18 pm
Posts: 5843
Location: Sunny Delaware (but the murdery part)
Kodiak wrote:
Just checked out the article in PPG, and this made me LOL: "comments disabled for this story" :lol:


I don't care who ya are, that's funny, right there!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:28 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
Putting some money into expensive jewels isn’t all that dumb.

Leaving those expensive jewels laying around is REALLY dumb.

These idiots have such fragile egos it’s actually quite pathetic.

Anyone that leaves half a mil of jewels laying around deserves to have it stolen.

Put that shit in a safe Bell. Along with the masters to your “raps”...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
955876 wrote:
Putting some money into expensive jewels isn’t all that dumb.


Precious metals and gems, maybe. JEWELRY, at least the custom variety, probably not - you pay well in excess of the commodity value for the artistry and craftsmanship, except the value of such jewelry is also pretty susceptible to fashion trends.

If you're a doomsday-prepper, raw gold & silver make sense....but in that scenario, lead (for bullets) is probably a much more savvy investment.

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:39 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
Kodiak wrote:
955876 wrote:
Putting some money into expensive jewels isn’t all that dumb.


Precious metals and gems, maybe. JEWELRY, at least the custom variety, probably not - you pay well in excess of the commodity value for the artistry and craftsmanship, except the value of such jewelry is also pretty susceptible to fashion trends.

If you're a doomsday-prepper, raw gold & silver make sense....but in that scenario, lead (for bullets) is probably a much more savvy investment.


Yes. I was referring more to the gems themselves as they will have some intrinsic value.

Not so much for GOAT rings and the like. Although the stones themselves will still have that value.

I guess what I was really getting at was if spending money on frivolous stuff such as this jewelry better than cars and rims.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
955876 wrote:
I guess what I was really getting at was if spending money on frivolous stuff such as this jewelry better than cars and rims.


Yeah, the gems and raw gold will hold their value, but that may well be less than half what he paid.

Classic cars, if you buy smartly, hold their value quite well and would probably appreciate. Of course, Lev would ruin such a masterpiece by installing a diamond-studded dash.

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:02 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
Ya. Dudes like Bell tend to not buy classic cars. They buy high priced sports cars.

And with those things, the more expensive the car the greater the depreciation. It’s why a majority of higher end luxury cars are leased vs purchased.

I read at some point the right type of classic cars typically appreciate somewhere in the 8-12% range which is outstanding. Not sure how accurate those numbers are however.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:28 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
And somewhere out in Oakland AB is likely pissed Bell is getting more attention for his jewels than AB is.

Expect a new purchase to take place (and be reported on) shortly...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:04 pm
Posts: 3583
Me, I'm hoping it is an insurance scam and he gets caught.

_________________
#CdnSteelerFanStrong


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:29 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:55 pm
Posts: 2489
fractalsteel wrote:
Me, I'm hoping it is an insurance scam and he gets caught.



"I'll show all those haters I can make more money in NY than Pittsburgh!"

-- Lev Bell, probably


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:08 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
fractalsteel wrote:
Me, I'm hoping it is an insurance scam and he gets caught.


Ha. Now that would be funny as hell...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 am
Posts: 13423
fractalsteel wrote:
Me, I'm hoping it is an insurance scam and he gets caught.


Yeah, but 'ol Lev would have to know you need a special rider on your homeowner policy before you can pull that scam.

_________________
------------------------------------------------------


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:08 pm
Posts: 7534
Holy fuck. If this is supposed to be a scam, then L bell is dumber than I thought.

The amount of stupidity in this episode is commensurate with the level of intelligence.

_________________
"I wish Fraudlin would get testicular cancer and die after he watches me anally penetrate his wife."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:55 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:06 am
Posts: 3897
Can't believe Lev hasn't gotten with a Kardashian yet.

That would be the last nail in the career coffin.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:08 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 5117
Judging by his taste in strippers I can’t hardly imagine he’s rolling with the highest caliber of “girlfriends”...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:06 am
Posts: 3897
Antoine Walker and Andre Rison are rumored to be his life coaches. He should be happy they didn't burn his house down.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Lev's skanks make off with 500K in jewelry
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:04 am 
Offline

Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:41 am
Posts: 510
I can't remember who said it, but I'm going to use it. He'll never have to worry about getting a brain tumor.

_________________
"If it ain't broke, don't break it"..........Charles Oakley


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 34 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
FORUM RULES --- PRIVACY POLICY




Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group