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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:38 pm 
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AB tears his ACL, MCL, and PCL celebrating a fourth quarter TD while down 40 to 17 in week 3. He contracts some sort of flesh eating bacteria that quickly spreads to the rest of his body. By the time it's contained his face is so mangled it even makes the artist Seal wince. He never plays football again, spending most of his days bound to a bed, every movement its own private kind of hell. He ends up losing what little is left of his mind and also gets AIDs.

Le'Veon Bell rushes for 3.4 yards a carry, decides to quit football after the 2019 season and pursue his rap career. He's universally panned as the worst rapper in America, getting routinely booed off stage and shredded in social media. A couple of months later he's arrested on child pornography charges. Shortly into his jail stint he's murdered by his cell mates, and afterwards one of the prison guards leaks to the press that his asshole was ravaged so thoroughly (he was raped close to 20 times by fellow prisoners before they ended him) that you could literally fit a full pineapple into his ass.

The Steelers start out a scrappy squad in 2019, just finding ways to win games, but soon round into the most dominant team in the league. They finish 16-0 with Roethlisberger throwing for 51 TDs, 20 of which go to Juju Smith-Schuster. The AFC title game at Heinz Field against the Patriots is a romp, with the Steelers destroying New England 48-7. Late in the fourth quarter TJ Watt brings Tom Brady down hard for a sack, and in the process shatters Brady's femur in his right leg. I'm talking bone through skin. Brady's screams echo throughout the stadium as trainers struggle to calm him down while trying to secure an air cast. The initially hushed crowd slowly begins to reach a fevered pitch, chanting "FUCK YOU, TOM! FUCK YOU, TOM!" as he's stretchered off the field, never to walk again. As he reaches the tunnel he's pelted by trash, cups full of piss, shit, snot, blood, cum, what have you, in a scene much like Bottle-gate. The Super Bowl is a similar result, with the Steelers dominating the Rams from start to finish in a laugher. Roethlisberger wins the MVP by throwing a SB record 7 TDs. As he and his teammates celebrate on the podium with the Steelers being handed their record-breaking 7th Lombardi trophy, Roethlisberger gets on the mic and calls out Bell and Brown, saying he's the real Mr. Big Chest, you don't ever fucking cross Pittsburgh, then grabs a handful of gray pubes from his crotch and throws them directly into the camera, some sticking directly onto the lens for the rest of the broadcast.

Perfect season boys.



Holy Hell TB - that's definitely some raging karma! I like it. That's something similar to what I was thinking, but you included many more enjoyable details. Love the fucking pubes on the lens! :lol:


Who doesn’t love pubes on the camera lens? It’s a classic gag. Johnny Carson used to do it all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:39 pm 
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Little Nicky reference noted and appreciated, TB. Top notch stuff all around, sir.


8-) Definitely had that visual of Hitler in my head. Nice catch.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:56 pm 
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I just don’t get/understand the post wishing injury on Bell/AB.

Nothing really satisfying at all by seeing them injured.

Now seeing Bell getting stuffed behind the LOS or Brown pissing and moaning because his QB misses throws would be something quite enjoyable.


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:16 pm 
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955876 wrote:
I just don’t get/understand the post wishing injury on Bell/AB.

Nothing really satisfying at all by seeing them injured.

Now seeing Bell getting stuffed behind the LOS or Brown pissing and moaning because his QB misses throws would be something quite enjoyable.


ANYTHING bad that happens to Brown, I'm all for. As bad as it gets? BEAUTIFUL. I detest that filthy cocksucker.

Bell, I simply don't give a shit about him. He's Jerome Bettis with the ability to catch short passes.

Bell's a broken down, nearly useless turd.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:25 pm 
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955876 wrote:
I just don’t get/understand the post wishing injury on Bell/AB.

Nothing really satisfying at all by seeing them injured.

Now seeing Bell getting stuffed behind the LOS or Brown pissing and moaning because his QB misses throws would be something quite enjoyable.


ANYTHING bad that happens to Brown, I'm all for. As bad as it gets? BEAUTIFUL. I detest that filthy cocksucker.

Bell, I simply don't give a shit about him. He's Jerome Bettis with the ability to catch short passes.

Bell's a broken down, nearly useless turd.

I understand where 95 is... the worst thing to happen to AB is to be JAG. That would cause a total meltdown. Getcha popcorn ready.


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:31 pm 
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I wouldn't be shocked if Bell ends up having a "better" (difficult to actually compare) season than Brown.


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:19 am 
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I do not wish anything bad on Bell.

I would love to see Carr get knocked out for the season in Oakland and AB deal with a backup.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
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jebrick wrote:
I do not wish anything bad on Bell.

I would love to see Carr get knocked out for the season in Oakland and AB deal with a backup.


If they had kept Landry Jones they may have been better.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have fun. Your ultimate good Karma/revenge season
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jebrick wrote:
I do not wish anything bad on Bell.

I would love to see Carr get knocked out for the season in Oakland and AB deal with a backup.


Well we have not played Peterson but the 1st Carr and 2nd Glennon QB's in Oakland have not lost to Pittsburgh in a long time.


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