This is hilarious:

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/gisel ... ys_son.php



Gisele Bundchen: 'Tom Brady's son is 100% mine'

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she's in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he's her own despite the the fact little John didn't come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here's Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady's son:
"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine."

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
"In the beginning you're living this romantic fantasy; you're thinking, This can't be true, it's so good! And then, Whoops--wake-up call!" She rolls her eyes. "We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it's not the ideal thing."

On why she's glad she stayed in the relationship:
"I wouldn't have seen the integrity in him--the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn't be as certain as I am today if it weren't for that."

Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don't want to brag, but I'm technically not allowed to leave the state that's how much I owe. So, my place or yours?

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Someone give this woman a

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she needs a nice BK stacker with lots of cheese and pork fat - that whopper looks a little lean

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Is that the Baconator?

Dont think you can get 4 burgers on the baconator, however that sandwich is good too.

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McGangBang sandwich. McChicken stuffed in a double cheeseburger. Yum

More Bundchen chronicles

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/200 ... -more.html

Gisele, Bridget. I wanted both of you to be here tonight because I think we need to clear the air. Bridget, when Gisele said that our son was 100% hers, she certainly didn’t mean it in any sort of possessive way. She just wants to love and help care for John as if he were her own. And Gisele, I think we have to be sensitive to Bridget’s feelings as a hard-working mom. I know this isn’t the easiest of situations, but I think we can turn it into something really beneficial if we’re just open and honest with one another.

I’d like us to all bury the hatchet, and put our personal arguments aside for the sake of John. Gisele and Bridget, I’d like you two to kiss and make up............

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The kid should breast feed until at least age 21.

Pros and cons of being with a super model

Pro:
she is really hot

Cons:
All your friends want to do her and would
Your co-workers have her picture in their locker
There is no food in the refrigerator other than ipicac and carrots
Her friends call you number 312, when you correct them they say, "No Tom you really are number 312".
She can't boil water
You can't mess up her hair, or any other parts
She's too busy to pick you up at your knee doctor after it's been drained
Your grandpa says he probably shot her grandpa during the battle of the bulge and askes if she's seen the Boys from Brazil
Your grandpa would do her if he could
Going to strip clubs would be a disappointment