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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:43 am 
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I can't resist the silliness of this on KSK. Tommy Boy :lol:

One wedding is simply not enough for people this hot

After getting married earlier this year in California, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen are planning another wedding to be held early next month in Costa Rica. According to A.C. Slater, it will be a small, private affair– much like their first wedding.

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If you’re feeling slighted because you didn’t make the guest list for either wedding, KSK has a some good news. Tom and Gisele are planning a series of nuptials this year… one of them is sure to be somewhere near you. I’m not sure where they are registered, but candlesticks always make a nice gift.

TOM & GISELE : GETTING HITCHED TOUR 2009

May 2 Onondaga County War Memorial Syracuse, New York

May 30 Six Flags Cedar Point Sandusky, Ohio (in front of log flume)

June 13 Zaxby’s (Grand Opening) Dothan, Alabama
(mention you’re there for the wedding and receive half off an order of boneless bbq wings with purchase of a 20oz soft drink)

June 30 Uproxx Media company picnic Leesburg, Virginia
(bring a dish, sign-up sheet on Brian’s desk; and don’t sign up for chips or soda—that’s a dick move)

July 11 Rodeo Nite Cody, Wyoming
(between barrel races and junior calf-roping– chronologically, not physically, but could you imagine if was? crazy, dude!!!)

July 24 Shrewsbury Renaissance Faire Kings Valley, Oregon
(can’t wait to peep the bodice on Gissy!!!)

August 7 Sh boom, Sh-Boom’s Shelby, North Carolina
(BEER BUST — 50 cent Bud Lights until some takes a leak– so for god’s sake, take a piss before you get there)

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/200 ... s-hot.html

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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:15 pm 
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Sha-Boom Sha-Booms :lol:

Is Kenny P. going to be there?


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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:21 pm 
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Hooray! Sandusky should be nice by May 30th for a turn on the Demon Drop!


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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:33 pm 
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I love how the writer used Six Flags to describle Cedar Point - A Cedar Fair Park. LOL

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 Post Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:47 pm 
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I can't stop looking at her lovely left boob...

It's as if her dress isn't even there.

Of course she could stand to pack on a few pounds eatin' some Whoppers n' steaks n' shakes n' wings though. :lol:

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:19 am 
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May 2 Onondaga County War Memorial Syracuse, New York

May 30 Six Flags Cedar Point Sandusky, Ohio (in front of log flume)

June 13 Zaxby’s (Grand Opening) Dothan, Alabama
(mention you’re there for the wedding and receive half off an order of boneless bbq wings with purchase of a 20oz soft drink)

June 30 Uproxx Media company picnic Leesburg, Virginia
(bring a dish, sign-up sheet on Brian’s desk; and don’t sign up for chips or soda—that’s a dick move)

July 11 Rodeo Nite Cody, Wyoming
(between barrel races and junior calf-roping– chronologically, not physically, but could you imagine if was? crazy, dude!!!)

July 24 Shrewsbury Renaissance Faire Kings Valley, Oregon
(can’t wait to peep the bodice on Gissy!!!)

August 7 Sh boom, Sh-Boom’s Shelby, North Carolina
(BEER BUST — 50 cent Bud Lights until some takes a leak– so for god’s sake, take a piss before you get there)


Are they selling tour shirts?
I'll have the black one. My harley shirt is looking ragged...

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:51 am 
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Black Six wrote:
I can't stop looking at her lovely left boob...

It's as if her dress isn't even there.

Oh, you're REALLY gonna like these, then...

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...and finally...
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Personally, Tombelina can have the gangly thing...

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:05 am 
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She needs to eat a sandwich

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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:02 am 
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Personally, Tombelina can have the gangly thing...


damn, that last pic is :shock: very nice...

I like 'em "gangly" myself :)


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 Post Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:59 pm 
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I was hoping they would hit Frozen Dead Guy Days in Nederland. She's looking a little skanky with the black eye and the marlboro.



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