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 Post Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:20 am 
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http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/02/ ... n-beaches/

The good news is that you CAN buy a permit to throw a football.

And these asshats want a football team?

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When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.

The Board of Supervisors this week agreed to raise fines to up to $1,000 for anyone who throws a football or a Frisbee on any beach in Los Angeles County.

In passing the 37-page ordinance on Tuesday, officials sought to outline responsibilities for law enforcement and other public agencies while also providing clarification on beach-goer activities that could potentially disrupt or even injure the public.


The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Exceptions allow for ball-throwing in predesignated areas, when a person obtains a permit, or playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”.

However, during the winter off-season, the new rules will be relaxed.

Officials warned that any activities that could potentially harm “any person or property on or near the beach” should not be allowed during the peak summer season.

Your kids could also end up costing you big bucks: the ordinance also prohibits digging any hole deeper than 18 inches into the sand except where permission is granted for film and TV production services only.

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 Post Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:45 am 
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playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”

How the hell do you play water polo over the ocean?

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 Post Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:08 am 
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playing water polo “in or over the Pacific Ocean”

How the hell do you play water polo over the ocean?


They're just preparing for the future, when everyone's wearing jetpacks and riding flying horses. Actually a smart move by them.

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Yeah but if you call 911 and tell them someone is breaking in, they give you attitude.

If you throw a football on the beach or jaywalk, they're all over it.

LA is a horrible place with horrible people and I have to live here. Civil servants here are miserable people and entitled assholes with a TSA mentality.

Listen to Adam Carolla podcasts, he nails it.

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